Boys and girls of every age,
wouldn’t you like to see something s t r a n g e?
Come with us and you will see -
this, our town of H a l l o w e e n!
Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO
the world is a beautiful place after all
I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want
"Humans kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here’s the thing. When it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never… They never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.”
Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.
Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.
They are the English majors.
They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.